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"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'Don't worry it's organic...'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

Food inspection results

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

'Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'They're doing their tests now?

"We might be in trouble – the environment people have cited us as a hazardous waste site."

"I just finished my on-line food safety course!"

'You want the chili? - Have you had all your shots?'

'In a four-star restaurant, one's hat does not fall into the cassoulet de castenaudary. But if ones hat does fall into the cassoulet de castelnaudary, one does not put it back on one's head.'

Food Uncertainty

"Skunk! How is it?"

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Here comes your tomato surprise, sir!"

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."

'The food inspector, Sir!'