Food Safety Fanatics T-Shirts

'I've got concerns about the cleanliness of your kitchen!'

'They're doing their tests now?

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Honest Vending

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"I'm going in."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"The penicillin looks good."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"I think the milk's off!"

Our Troubled Chowders

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"