Food Safety Nerd T-Shirts

Express their expertise and quirky charm with our food safety nerd T-shirts. Designed to be fun and witty, these shirts make a statement about their dedication to keeping food safe, day in and day out.

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'These hot springs are great: I really do prefer food that's been washed in hot water...'

'These hot springs are great: I really do prefer food that's been washed in hot water...' mockup

'These hot springs are great: I really do prefer food that's been washed in hot water...'

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T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty' mockup

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

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would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella? mockup

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

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Honest Vending

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'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!'' mockup

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

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Kitchen Kapers

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Health and Safety Gone Mad.

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HELLth Food Sprouts

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'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.' mockup

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

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"Please don't kill me."

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'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.' mockup

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

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'Don't worry it's organic...'

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"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over." mockup

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

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"What do you have that won't kill me?" mockup

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

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'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.' mockup

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

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'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.' mockup

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

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The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

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Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry mockup

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

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'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.' mockup

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

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Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.' mockup

Now all meals contain 'Enzymate' for fast digestion.'

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"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"There's a big green giant at the door!" mockup

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

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Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old' mockup

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

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"I'm going in."

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"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

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"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..." mockup

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

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"The penicillin looks good."

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"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?" mockup

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

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Frankenfish

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A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own. mockup

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

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Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research mockup

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

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"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in" mockup

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

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'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.' mockup

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

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"I think the milk's off!"

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At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven. mockup

At first, Moses was worried about the manna from heaven.

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'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?' mockup

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

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Food Safety Nerd T-Shirts Collection

Food Safety Nerd Mugs

Explore our range of mugs celebrating food safety nerds, perfect for morning routines or desk decor. Find the ideal witty design to make them smile every day.

Food Safety Nerd Pillows

Browse our humorous and fun pillows tailored for food safety enthusiasts. A cozy way to celebrate their interest in hygiene and safety.

Food Safety Nerd Prints

Discover stylish prints that highlight the food safety nerd in your life. Perfect for decorating kitchens, offices, or labs with clever and colorful designs.