Food Safety Buff T-Shirts

Food inspection results

"Give me only nineteen eggs, please."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Honest Vending

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Please don't kill me."

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"The penicillin looks good."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"I'm going in."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Frankenfish

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

Our Troubled Chowders

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'