Food Safety Expert T-Shirts

Frankenfish

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

What's in the milk today?

Out of favor former USA Homeland Security nominee, Bernard Kerik.

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"But for an update in GM products in farming we have a spokescarrot."

"Eating the mistakes is a tough job, but somebody has to do it."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Honest Vending

Your lobster was off!

Kitchen Kapers

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

HELLth Food Sprouts

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"Please don't kill me."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Fish has mercury, meat has e-coli, veggies have pesticides, desserts cause obesity...so we'll have the health-concious nothing for dinner' special.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

Restaurant menu board: 'Day old - 2 day old - 3 day old'

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

"I'm going in."

"The penicillin looks good."

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

A genetically-modified,hydroponically-grown tomato conducts a taste-test of its own.