Fun Avoidance Fan T-Shirts

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

Face Painting.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Trick or treat surprise.

Dog has In and Out Flaps on Desk.

Scary Movies!

Fisherman catches a mine.

Snowmen

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Football Drinks

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'Are we having fun yet...'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

Putting the pets out.

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

Tunnel of Butts.

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

Hokey Kokey Association.

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

"Your family is pretty messed up."

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!