Fun Avoidance Fan Pillows

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Face Painting.

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Trick or treat surprise.

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Scary Movies!

Snowmen

Fisherman catches a mine.

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

Football Drinks

"You just can't let yourself go, can you!?"

'Are we having fun yet...'

Putting the pets out.

Tunnel of Butts.

"El Cucuy refuses to leave! He can't see that this family doesn't need a bogeyman anymore!"

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

Hokey Kokey Association.

Last chance to heckle a Yankee, next 150 miles.

"Goodbye, Cucuy. You've been a great bogeyman...too bad the kids aren't scared of you anymore. But I found someone who'll be much more effective."

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

"Your family is pretty messed up."

'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!

Driver Hand Signals