Fraud Prevention Fans Mugs

Internet conmen trick cash from customers.

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.'

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall? Was he invested in emerging markets?"

'It's an old work injury.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

His movember moustache made him feel very distinguished.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

Godzilla's Security Question

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"

Welcome to the middle class Jer$ey $hore!'

'Thank you, Congressmen, for appearing on 'Face the People'. May the best funded man win.'

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

A man splits in half when lifting a heavy box.

'Church Commission Land. No entry. Don't be tempted - someone IS watching!'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy a new boat. Now, if you excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

'A job like that would drive me bananas.'

Please give! My Northpole Fund...Thank you!

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

Watchdog Maddoff Type Fraud Schemes.

"Well, the meal was vegan until the prep-cook cut his finger julienning the carrots."

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

"Mmmmm. Gouda."

Feed the kittens

'That's just for TV and radio stations - KIDS can't do Pledge Week!'

"Great News! We're finally on the Big Board."

"And now the winner for 'most creative tax loophole'..."

Anti-Fraud Drive.