Injury Prevention Fan Mugs

'It's an old work injury.'

'Any worldly advice?' 'Yep. Don't get up too quickly.'

First aid in mountains

Dog being carried off by ducks.

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

Fire Assembly Point

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

'Stand back!...She's cleared out three local stores in the last year.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

Head in the sand.

People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

"Quick... STOP, DROP & ROLL!"

'I never played baseball, football or soccer. . . I grew up in the 'concussion era'.'

The Invention Of Insurance

'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

"I understand your concern, but you don't have to wear that suit when getting on a public website. That's not how germs are spread."

'I told you not to play with matches.'

Betty liked to use safety glasses

"Easy does it, Ralph."

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Washing Face

'Next time you want to demonstrate Ronaldo's flying overhead kick to your nephew...use a pen and paper.'

"I'm looking for a sense of security and piece of mind in a short-recoil-operated, single-action semiautomatic."

"Henry's always on call!"

The Heimlich Maneuver

Keep Apart 2 Chevrons

Air Bag.

Password?

'Oh they needed a light from you, did they? For the last time, don't ever play with matches!'

First Aid

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'