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'You unplugged the unit, didn't you?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Yoyo sheep

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

'Still having problems finding day care?'

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Scientists building a tower

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

'It's probably not a good sign to be listed in the organization chart underneath the office plants.'

'Are we ready to order?'