Grandfather's Fan T-Shirts

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Best before 65 million BC.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Suzanne Lenglen

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Davy Crocat

August Comte

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Freak Family.

Indians Smoke Signals.

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.