Godfather Fan T-Shirts

Santa wouldn't forget the Corleone's presents again...

The ParDon: "I made me an offer I can't refuse."

Number plate MAFIA - "Yeah, can you do a number check?"

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

Sandcastles

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

The day after Father's Day.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

The Bloomsbury Christening

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'I am too the boss of you!'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

Cow who jumped over the moon with a calf hanging of it's udders.

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism