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"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Sandcastles

The Bloomsbury Christening

'Everyone avoids Griswold during girl scout cookie season. He has four daughters.'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"I'm your fairy god-padrino."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Bond James, Bond."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Prize vegetables.

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Killer Executive Suits.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

At the Museum