Godfather Fan Gifts

Santa wouldn't forget the Corleone's presents again...

The ParDon: "I made me an offer I can't refuse."

Yeah, I'm not sure about that guy.

Number plate MAFIA - "Yeah, can you do a number check?"

"Different strokes for different folks, O'Malley. Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

Sandcastles

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Can you wangle me some parental leave?"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

'Wait a second This isn't our dad'

The day after Father's Day.

Old man imagines his younger self dancing with a cane.

'I'm not giving you a lift. If you want to run away from home, run.'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

'I am too the boss of you!'

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism