The Godfather Gifts

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Bond James, Bond."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

Children's Parties

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'But I digress...'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"She's been so creative lately."

Thomas Mann.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"