Godfather Enthusiast Gifts

'Omerta' sign in a Mafia library.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Sandcastles

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'Wait a second This isn't our dad'

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

"Well ok....but in your case I'll need DNA proof!"

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

Dave's most treasured possession was the picture he had of his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather.

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'I'm begging you, please don't let me go!'

Fathers Saluting Each Other.

"I'd tell you about my grandchildren, but their lawyers have advised against it."

Yeah, I'm not sure about that guy.

"This is your great-great-great-great grandfather Felipe. If he was alive, he'd be a very famous man."

'I'm afraid the legislation only covers one partner.'

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

"I know it's a little old-fashioned, but I'm a Capricorn, and I thought it would be romantic if I carried you over the cusp of our First House."

The Bloomsbury Christening

"Well, I think it takes a lot away from the Old World charm!"

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

"You talkin' to me?"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

Al Pacino

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

The Gods discussing humans as a product.

'Can you fix it, Daddy?'