Godfather Aficionado Gifts

"You talkin' to me?"

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Mafia Christening

'Gee, thanks Uncle Luigi!'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Early Colour TV

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Diego Velasquez

"Tia Carmen, if you had a bucket list, what would you put in it?"

"We penguin fathers are the greatest!!!..."

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

Abacus.

"My goodness, no! Grandfather would never, ever let us near this!!"

Trainset

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Sandcastles

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

S**t Creek Halt

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

'You're not creating another thing till you've tidied your room!'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I'm gonna make him an offer he could refuse but won't because he's afraid of conflict."

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

A kid like me needs a dad like you! You know. Someone to post bail.

Food Pyramid, 1960

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"I'll have a double entendre."