Historical Racing Fan T-Shirts

The Epsom Derby - Weighing up the Odds

Paul Klee

Ancient Racing

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

August Comte

'Our limo's here.'

Davy Crocat

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'I believe you were first.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Christopher Marlowe

Fast food