Grandfather's Fan Prints

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Best before 65 million BC.

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Remarkable run-ups 1890-1940

"Incidentally, my men's group has retrograded into a poker game."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"I strongly encourage you Winds to 'roll with it'. I would hate to see you become part of the Gulf Stream... if you know what I mean."

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'To be honest, Bo Peep only lost us for about fifteen minutes, but never let the truth get in the way of a good story...'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Davy Crocat

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Congratulations you've escaped. Now what?"

August Comte

Fitness Club Founded in 1892

Freak Family.

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

'Dauber Micawber'

Still a Disappointment to his Mother