Youth Guidance Fan T-Shirts

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

The Grim Rapper

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

God and His Copilot.

'Don't you be dissing the Ho' now!'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"No Wilson, I don't want to hear your daily mantra."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

"I feel we've had a good session today."

ASBOs

"Okay...seriously...it's nothing to worry about, Dad."

"And it shall come to pass, Great Caesar, you shall have a salad named after you"

Astral Projection Society: In Body....Out of Body.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"I just washed and waxed it. I don't want the birds messing it up!"

OMG

OHMIGOD!

'Yo' elbizzle iz kazizzled.'

Now the end is near...and so I face the final curtain.

"A hipster beard AND a top-knot! - no wonder you've been sent here...!"

"As you know I will be leaving soon, so I would like you to follow in my footsteps..."

"You can grow old gracefully. I'm fighting it every inch of the way!"