Youth Speak Fan T-Shirts

OHMIGOD!

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Hanging off every word...

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

A big dog at lectern.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

Future Old People.

YOL9.

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Why do I have to be a wolf in sheep's clothing? Why can't I just be wolf who happens to identify as a sheep?"

"Myrna was like 'Tweet'. Then Barry goes, 'Tweet', and before you know it we're all doing it!"