Youth Speak Fan Gifts

OHMIGOD!

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Hanging off every word...

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

The Grim Rapper

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

A big dog at lectern.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

OMG

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"