Youth Speak Fan Gifts

OHMIGOD!

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Hanging off every word...

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Danth battle?

"That's not what I meant by changing gear, Mrs.Robinson!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'I need to appear bold and decisive. Won't someone PLEASE ask me a yes or no question?'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Giant screen displays conference delegates and not the speaker.

A big dog at lectern.

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

SELF-FULFILLMENT SEMINAR: 'Stop letting people walk on you'

"And now, representing rescue dogs everywhere..."

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"Can you recommend a good exercise program?"

'Sorry Binky, but there is no category for talking dogs.'

"High school uniforms?! Can you imagine everyone wearing the same thing every day!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

Petition to ban petitions from outside this market.

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

"He may be a child prodigy, but it's still a lousy C.V."

"I thee a thpeech therapitht every Thaturday for thpecial help. He ith amathing!"

"Our scheduled speaker isn't available to make it here today, but luckily we have a surprise speaker..."

You don't need to use air quotes for your own words, Mr. Lincoln.

Future Old People.

YOL9.

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

"Why do I have to be a wolf in sheep's clothing? Why can't I just be wolf who happens to identify as a sheep?"

"Myrna was like 'Tweet'. Then Barry goes, 'Tweet', and before you know it we're all doing it!"