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"So who are we playing today? The Giants?"

"I AM at my usual position."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Watch out for the hidden ball trick.'

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'My goldfish died. I over-watered him.'

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

Football merchandising - 1953.

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'I'm his MOTHER. I KNOW he was safe!'

ASBOs

'Guys! Everyone yelling ‘What the hell' in unison is not my idea of team spirit!'

"Okay everyone come and get your helmets and pads - players' sizes on the left, parents' on the right."

'Soccer Mom's Diner.'

'You can argue until you're blue in the face, Todd. But you rolled your eyes, and Adolescent Ref is not going to change his mind!'

'Stop it! Stop it, you two! If you keep fighting about it, then neither one of you will get to be 'coach's bench buddy'...'

Alex Ferguson

"Okay, Max, your dad is the commissioner, you're at first base. Harry, your parents donated 5 grand to fix the snack bar, you're at shortstop. . ."

Small store loses out to glossy big store

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

I'd rather be playing video games but I can't quit Little League...

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"