Cool Mom Appreciator Prints

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Mother and Baby

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

Life's Rarest Things

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

Womb Rating

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"Wow, Mom! All this time I thought you were just one person."

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

I want my mum!

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

'Don't bite!'

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'

'It's a record of my daughter's rising hemline.'

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

'Yes, I do admire your motorcycle. However, your 'I love my mommy' t-shirt is a little weird.'

Santa as a baby...

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.