Cool Mom Collector Prints

'Dude, you shouldn't let your mom ride your skateboard.'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

Ball as water-melon.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Mother changing the words to 'this little piggy' to be more healthy

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Maternity tattoos

You just keep giving.

Baby face

Laptops

"Okay, Jaxcsunn, stay still in the crystal circle while I douse you in essential oils."

'I do set limits. For example, he wasn't allowed to use the tablet computer until after he downloaded a potty training app.'

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

At the modern antenatal class.

Add your kids' ages together...

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

"What I did during my summer vacation with my mom's 1,000 free minutes..."

Mother and Baby

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

'That's typical as soon as you snap on the light, they disappear.'

'Aw - cute!'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'It was neat! - they have flat-screen blackboards!'

'Dang...too fast food!'