Maternal Humor Lover Pillows

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'I've drawn up a shortlist of baby names.'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Maternity Ward

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

'I think it may be a limited edition.'

'Breastfeeding twins doesn't sound that hard to me...'

"It's true she's back to the same weight she was on her wedding day, but remember that she was 9 months pregnant with triplets then..."

'Which one is yours?'

"If mum's aerobic classes are to continue I'll need a passenger safety airbag fitted!"

'Would you like your ultrasound photos standard, high definition, 3-D, or 4K ultra HD?'

'The more you drink the more I produce.'

The baby's really been moving round today.

"You could say that. I had a D-section."

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

"Don't you dare ask me again...ARE WE THERE YET??"

'I've had so many caesareans, I've got a zip.'

Please take a number...

'Do you think he's starting to out grow the pram?'

Big book of daft names for kids.

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

"Got any cravings?"

Everything looks so good

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

I thought I'd help your IBS by introducing you to more bacteria.

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

Mother has jumper with NO written in big letters on the back.

'The next time Mam says we're going to a fair, I'll ask her to be more specific.'