Maternity Meme Lover Pillows

'Please get back to bed, Mrs. Barnstone!'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

The Elephant in the Womb

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Congratulations! When are you due?

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Happy Mothers Day

"Six down, three to go!!"

"I'm sorry, but we're not an online retailer. We can't guarantee delivery in 2 days."

"Just wait until your nanny gets here."

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

'Which one is yours?'

Maternity ward on the farm.

'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

Pregnant lady whose baby is squishing her bladder.

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."