Maternity Comedy Pillows

The Elephant in the Womb

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Maternity Ward

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

'Here's one I made earlier!'

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

"It's a special place where they check the eyes in the back of their heads."

Maternity ward on the farm.

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'I already have four girls. I picked out the names for this one. If I give birth to a girl...Jennifer. If it's a boy...hooray!'

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"I'm sorry Perkins,but that's one option for childbirth we won't be using."

The Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Could I examine your cervix?'

"We offer free delivery if you spend over $15,000."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

Please take a number...

Normal pregnancies, premature pregnancies, born again Christians.

"The Remote."

"I should have started this three months ago....contractions play havoc with jigsaw puzzles!!"

"I'm concerned, I haven't had a period in over 8 months."

'Now this time remember - we refer to the babies as 'quadruplets,' not 'the litter!''

"I aim to launch these contractions in style."

Smart Suburban Maternity Hospital - "My Evian waters have broken."