Maternity Comic Lover Pillows

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

The Elephant in the Womb

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Triple whammy."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

Maternity ward on the farm.

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

101 Placenta Recipes

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

Please take a number...