Maternity Comic Lover T-Shirts

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Batman's Baby

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

The Elephant in the Womb

"Mum's biological clock is ticking away...OOPS!...my mistake. That's indigestion."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Pregnant Woman - "I think it's coming gift-wrapped."

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

"Mother and baby are doing well...Both are in a stable condition."

Congratulations! When are you due?

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

"Triple whammy."

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

'Which one is yours?'

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

"At which trimester will I be able to communicate with my baby via text?"

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

101 Placenta Recipes

The baby's really been moving round today.