Maternity Comic Collector T-Shirts

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Batman's Baby

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

The Elephant in the Womb

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Triple whammy."

Clown umbilical cord is made of party balloons.

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

'Which one is yours?'

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Maternity ward on the farm.

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Pickled Beetroot

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

In and out & in and out & in and out...

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."