Maternity Comic Collector T-Shirts

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

'I'm afraid this doubles your bill.'

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

The Elephant in the Womb

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'You'll have to install a ramp, sir -- you're discriminating against disabled birds.'

"Triple whammy."

Maternity Ward "Just call me the Secretary of Labor."

Maternity ward (door sign.. push push).

"Hi! My name is Kevin, and I'll be your doctor today."

Birth canal: Keep clear at all times.

Maternity ward on the farm.

"Have you ever heard the saying, 'Two heads are better than one'?"

"I do appreciate that it eats other bugs, but it also ate my husband."

'He's the father of the entire first row.'

'My speciality is referring patients to the right specialist.'

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Pickled Beetroot

'Disease is inevitable. My advice is to find an illness you can live with...'

"Hard to tell...He was wearing a mask."

"Well at least now I ca almost imagine the level of pain my husband goes through when he's got a cold."

"I told you I was too old to have a baby."

"Haven't been there, haven't done that."

In and out & in and out & in and out...

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'