Childbirth Comic Fan Pillows

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

Baby tells other Baby to call.

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

Uterus: One size fits all.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Womb for Kids

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

He'd make a good father someday. Not today, but someday.

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

'Can't you do something about her?'

The Last Few Weeks of Pregnancy.

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

'He said his first word today --'Yikes!''