Childbirth Comic Fan Gifts

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Baby tells other Baby to call.

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

"On no, the baby's breach!!"

Maternity Ward

Womb service: A special room service for pregnant Women

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Uterus: One size fits all.

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

'We're hoping to sell the naming rights.'

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Impracticle Guide to having Babies

"Nine months in here?? I trust I can get out in seven months with good behaviour!"

'This is boring. This uterus could sure do with a fast forward button.'

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"No chance of accumulating frequent birthing points in here. This is the only trip I'll take."

Womb for Kids

'Which one is yours?'

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

'Looks like we'll have this one by C section."

Caution: False Contractions Ahead

He'd make a good father someday. Not today, but someday.

"Yes, I'm wearing a cowbell. It's just until my mom figures out a way to track me on my phone."

Maternity Wing Sign: Please Wait To Push

'Can't you do something about her?'

'Because he's not OLD enough to be bipedal yet!'

"Yeah, those first few minutes...nothing but a lot of slap and tickle!"

Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.

The baby's really been moving round today.

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"It was dark, damp and cramped - why did you lock me in there for nine months??!..."