Fur Baby Fashionistas Pillows

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Fur Baby

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Pet Adoptions

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

Dog Chow Mein

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

She'd decided to apply for a species change...

"He's a rescue."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"