Fur Baby Fashionistas Pillows

"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Yes I know I'm intelligent and famous, but I'd trade it all for a good old belly scratching.'

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

Fur Baby

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

Cat Zoom Meeting

"Back when we got him, Rufus was a child substitute. Now he's just a dog."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

"It's a good boy!"

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

"This diaper makes my butt look big..."

Pet Adoptions

'Nice bling!'

Dog Chow Mein

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Elvis Presley

"I need to go home now! I'm all out of pee!"

"He's a rescue."

Woman welcomes back her cat but not its new kittens.

"What do you think you're doing? You play with me every day for 15 months, and out of the blue, you're going to work?!"