Fashion-forward Teen Mugs

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

'My granddaughter wears combat boots, and I'm proud of it!'

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Musical notes bubble gum.

Pop Culture for Teens

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

Little Red Riding Hoodie

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'

A School Girl and Teacher.

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.