Teen Fashion Guru Mugs

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

"It's a midriff warmer."

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

Obnox.com.

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"The doctor says I'm taking too many selfies."