Teen Fashion Guru Prints

Hipster son is happy his trousers/pants have shrunk in the wash.

'Teenagers!'

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

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"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

'At first his nose ring irritated me, but then I made him tie a string to it. Now I can lead him around.'

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

Hoody Woodpecker.

"It's a midriff warmer."

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

Look at that getup! What's the matter with it? It only serves to attract attention. But without flashy sparkletarts, life would be boring! You say that like it's a bad thing! "Boring" - The new "bodacious."

Mom! I need summer clothes. You've got tons from last year. Fashion hasn't changed that much. Ahem. But you clearly have! Can we go now?

"With all this wearable tech, I wish they'd come up with a smart belt."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Before I run several extensive eye exams on him for poor vision, have you thought about cutting his hair?"

'Please, Mom! All the other kids are wearing them.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'I thought I gave you money to get your hair cut?'

Obnox.com.

Pug 4 Life: 'It's a Dog Thing ... you wouldn't understand.'

What should I wear to the eco club dance? Something recycled. Yeah, but it has to be hot. W. Fester Thrift Shop. Who're you trying to catch? Sigh! Ryan Beardsley. Dressing reports. You can definitely catch a cold.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"Your son's lab work came back and all of his numbers are in range, except for his pants, which are a bit low."

'If it's so good, how come it's not on a T-shirt?'

'I think HE is messing with us.'

'What's with the nose ring sonny? Wanna be a Bullfrog?'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

'This bling thing is getting out of hand!'

Hip skater sees commuters on skateboard.