Modern Fashionista Gifts

"It's the first power suit to come with a mains adapter!"

'Thanks. I styled it with a pillow.'

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

Bad hair day!

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

The height of fashion in 1796

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'She's so put together!'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

The Ascent of Woman

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!