Mini Stylist T-Shirts

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Choosing What To Wear.

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I want one of those!"

Duchess of Cambridge

Snake Dress-Up

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

A scalf of sloanes

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

'We have to talk.'

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'