Mini Hair Artist T-Shirts

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Hair Crop Circle

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I did it all from memory.'

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"Simon, I'm not really interested in your juvenilia."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Hairstyles

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

Snake Dress-Up

'Wonderful, Lesley! The calligraphy course paid off!'

"Just don't draw on the walls, that never comes off!"

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

Skyscrapers made from hair (colour).

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Please turn your head and coiffe."

'I draw on the walls and get time out. They do it and get famous!'

"All these drawings you do that she sticks on the fridge door - what are you getting out of it?"

Happy Mother's Day.

How to have long, luscious hair in two easy steps 1) Have short, luscious hair. 2) Don't cut it.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'

"My hair stylist used to be a topiarist."

"How many times have I told you not to draw your graffiti on the walls?!"