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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

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For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Better luck next time, kid."

'I did it all from memory.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

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'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'