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'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

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"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

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For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

"I've decided to cut out the middleman and self-publish."

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"Better luck next time, kid."

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I don't know what went wrong."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'You can come out, Marmaduke. I was just kidding about putting lipstick on you.'

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

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