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"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Dogs shaving

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Snake Dress-Up

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dogs wearing sweaters

"The groomer used too much product."

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

Dog decides what hat to wear.

I love what you've done with your hare.

I'd rather be cold.

'It's the first day of school. I'm wearing my new school clothes.'