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"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Dogs shaving

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Helen, Don, you're probably wondering why I called you here today. I'm afraid the answer is achingly simple: I can't get down."

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"This? It's my Thanksgiving outfit. It's already pre-stained in cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie."

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

Snake Dress-Up

'We couldn't agree on the wallpaper.'

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"You know your dog better than I do."

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Which one? The Times? The Post? Maybe The Tribune? Oh, Phil - Picking out a carpet is so difficult.

Dogs wearing sweaters

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Dying your hair red at home

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

I'd rather be cold.

Keeping warm

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"