Canine Stylist T-Shirts

'It's a nice ear trim, but I don't like the way they stand up,,,,'

"It comes with three speeds. Lo, Hi, and Highway."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Snake Dress-Up

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'You say he's been shaking his head?'

Dogs wearing sweaters

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

I'd rather be cold.

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"I just got back from the groomer. Jealous?"

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

Easy knitting project

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

"Too bad you shredded the gift receipt."

'Raise your paw for the corresponding ear when you hear the sound of a can opener.'

Dog with all the hair he has ever shed.

'You twit, French poodles are supposed to look pompous!'