Dog Stylist T-Shirts

Ha ha, here's me in the '70s. "Doreen".

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Snake Dress-Up

Dog Jogger

"Come on, let me cut your fringe! You look ridiculous!"

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

Dogs wearing sweaters

Tartan Coats

"The groomer used too much product."

Dog decides what hat to wear.

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

I'd rather be cold.

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Now that Christmas is over, could you please remove this stupid bloody jumper?"

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

I love what you've done with your hare.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Easy knitting project

"Jeez, Charlie. . . as if the cone isn't humiliating enough!"

"Sure Sir, hair extensions could indeed make you more impressive when you're bristling..."

'Pardon me for saying, but you look like a husky to me.'

Hmm, no, I think we all liked the bangs better, Bob.

Hair of the dog spots: a whippet