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Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"What if I called the three outfits that fit me a 'capsule wardrobe'."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

The experienced backpacker.

That shows business confidence.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"I didn't spark joy."

(Camel paintings)

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

Man showing in the rain.

'Bring out yer books!'

Maybe clean out your wallet

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

The Mainstream

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

Not much money, glory, or praise

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'