Baby Stylist T-Shirts

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Rapunzel in the Morning

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

"Absolutely not!"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Baby Hairstyles.

"I don't like your application."

Baby rocks!

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'