Baby Stylist T-Shirts

"Think of global warming! The temperatures will raise by two degrees within the next 100 years! We've got to buy swimming trunks, t-shirts and sun tan for the baby!"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Shampoo.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Rapunzel in the Morning

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

"Absolutely not!"

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Baby rocks!

Baby Hairstyles.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

"I don't like your application."

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'