Cool Stroller Stylist Pillows

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"Mine's still in bed."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I don't like your application."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...