Stroller Stylists Pillows

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

'I told you it would be useful.'

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

Pampered and poodled.

"Mine's still in bed."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...