Playtime Stylist Pillows

Hey, you play dress up in your mommy's jewelry, and I'll play dress up in my mommy's jewelry.

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"She's been so creative lately."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Little doctor.

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Baby Hairstyles.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

'Peekaboo!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Children's Imagination

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

Extra innings.

Rocking Horse

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

I love bathtime.

Yo Yo Tricks.